The neighbours..

April 13, 2009

Morning guys and dolls,
It feels like ages since I last posted, and in comparison to the amounts of posting I’ve done in the past week, it kind of has hehe. After seeing new posts from both Charl and Ry I feel compelled to write something of my own..
Before I get started I would like to mention how DOPE Margate Beach was, not only the beach itself, but the weather and the good vibes that resulted there. Please feel free to read Charl’s and Ry’s blog to be updated with descriptions of what happened and pictures to back them up hehe, both being equally as entertaining as each other so do yourself a favour and read both!!
Ok well I thought I would blog about something that’s been affecting me recently.. No it’s not an infestation of crabs located in the never-regions or anything like that haha.. But it’s something that is equally, if not more annoying and destructive than genital lice could ever be.. NEIGHBOURS!!
I love neighbours, I’ve been living at my home for nearly 10 years now, and I’ve gotten to know my neighbours located to the right of me extremely well.. Ok I don’t know their names etc. but I could basically trust them with anything (to an extent of course hehe) They are the people who collect our packages when no one is at home to open the door for the delivery woman, they’ve been trusted to take in many of my expensive purchases from a MacBook Pro to a skateboard, and everything in between. And when it comes to religious holidays, both Islamic and Christian, they like to give us food, prompting us to do the same of course.. Basically we have a really, really good report with them. However, the neighbours to the left, well that’s a different story. In the many years my family and I have lived here, we have seen a few new neighbours to the left.. Each being as annoying as the last, they’re not as cool as the one’s to the right. I can recalling the past left residents having these really annoying kids that had bogey-fied faces and just cried and shouted all the time, including those ridiculous times in the morning that is so crazy it doesn’t exist on clocks!! Yeah and it’s annoying things like that that’s carried on with every neighbour that’s ever lived to the left of us. I thought these new ‘left’ neighbours were different. They must’ve kept their heads down for many, many months so I thought the curse of the ‘lefty’ neighbours was lifted.. Until recently.
It all started a few weeks ago, maybe two or three, when I left my house to go out. Basically I live in rows of houses with the roads having a first come first serve policy for parking, there are some dickheads who see it fit to stick their bins in spaces to “reserve” them, but the unwritten rule states that if you haven’t got a space then park somewhere else.. Duhhh!! Anywaysss, as I leave my house, I notice that there are bins reserving quite a big space (big enough to easily fit two cars, maybe even squeeze a third in) right in front of my house. I was already parked so I wasn’t affected by not having a space, however I did see it as a piss take that no one else was able to park. However, then I realised that my bin was missing from the front of my house. Therefore, not only did the dickheads take up three parking spaces, but they had the audacity to use my bin!!


So out of anger I take back my bin and return it back to where it belongs, in my front garden. When I later return to my house I see a fresh new skip sitting where the bins used to be, therefore my neighbours use MY bins so they have somewhere to stick THEIR skip.. Grrr.. And from there on it just gets worse and worse. The skip indicates they’re doing some major renovation work, and this is backed up by the ridiculous amounts of banging that occurs in the next set of mornings. And if you recall me saying in the previous post I was rudely awakened when they proceeded to hammer, but it wasn’t just that time just to let you know. The hammering and drilling was too much, I actually thought they were going to come through the wall, honestly, and this wasn’t helped by the sounds of the dust and little rocks falling down inside the walls. And when I was awoken on the first morning I was so angry that I resorted to the actions of a ‘frustrated’ neighbour in TV shows by banging on the wall for them to stop hahaha. Did they? Nopeee, they must’ve thought it was from their own hammering or something haha. Ok, if they want to do any work to the inside of their house then they’re allowed to; and they’re allowed to be working on it early in the morning, therefore I can only grit my teeth and take it like a man because they’re within their rights to do so. However they blatantly took the piss by not hammering and drilling until the night, while Charl, Ry, Em and myself was trying to watch a movie. I finally lost it and confronted them.. I stormed over to their house and banged on the door until they opened, I then gave them a speech in my “extremely pissed off” tone and my “jump over the wall to beat you up” stance (as seen in a previous post also haha). They must’ve saw how angry I was and begged me to let them carry on just for the next five minutes. I was like whatever, and let’s just say they kept to their word out of fear I’d come over again hahaha. It would seem like things are on the ‘up’ with them now, however the next night I see them reserve more spaces with their own bins (this time!!) and their bags of rubbish.. Do they not learn?! My dad asks me to remove their shit from the road so I do, only to see in a few hours that they have put it all back. At this point I’m losing it at the pure inconsideration that they show to everyone, especially at my family and myself, so I consider taking their bins to another road far away and dumping it there so that they can’t use it to reserve anything anymore. That’ll show them. But I was convinced by Charl that that isn’t the right way to go about it.
Gosh my neighbours are seriously taking the piss, and I’m not too sure how long they’ll be with all this bloody banging, so I’m at the point where I’m keeping my fingers crossed hoping they’ll stop, or better yet.. Move away haha. But till then all I can do is hope. Sorry for the long rant, just felt it was necessary to express my feelings towards the ‘lefties’.
Night, actually good morning more like..


Dreams of a mad man..

April 10, 2009

Good morning
I just woke up, not from my own accord but because the neighbours are drilling into what seems like the paper thin walls. This isn’t going to be my main post, but I thought I’d have a quick one haha.
My good sleep also had a good dream which I can remember vividly, however as time passes since you wake up you’ll find it increasingly difficult to recall it, therefore allow me to give you a little recap of my dream.
My dream came in two memorable segments. Firstly Charl, for some reason had made it to the finals of “Dancing on Ice”, a show in the UK in which celebrities take to the ice, and, well, dance haha. Yeah well Charl made it all the way to the finals and I was watching it on the TV from the comforts of, well I’m not too sure where I was actually, and why wasn’t I there in the studio to watch her live? Hmmm interesting. Anyways she was attached to a wire because she was basically flying while doing her routine to impress the judges. However during her routine she kept stumbling and her landing of a back flip was nearly so close to her landing on her face, I can remember being soooo worried in my dream haha like proper. Yeah well I start flicking through TV channels because I wasn’t bothered to watch anyone else and I later hear that Charl finished 9th hahaha awww well done beb even though it was made up all in my unconscious mind. Well me flicking through I stumble on another final.. Britain’s got Talent. To which I see my close friends whom I used to dance with coming in 3rd place. Congratulations Phat Pak lolll. Then a complete switch from all the finals; I ended up being in a computer game.. Unreal Tournament. Basically I had to kill all these ‘baddies’ in some big building with an array of weaponry.. However I got really lazy to collect any guns so I used a cheat and got all the weapons with full ammo (by typing in ‘Loaded’ into the dialogue box hahaha).. From there it’s a bit of a blank, I think I won but it’s because I started to notice the increasingly loud buzzing noise from the drill so I woke up. Sigh.
Sorry about the random dream, I’ve been having really random one’s for a few days now. Here’s an extremely quick breakdown of one I had earlier hehe..
Ok something like I was in prison, which was like a school and it had those shutters which cordon off areas in case of a fire, even though I set it off, I was parolled out and just craziness was just happening on the outside like rioting etc. but they were proper hooligans, maybe even zombies.. And Samuel L. Jackson played the character of Jesus or like a godly figure like in Bruce Almighty.. Because my dream was like a film too. And he took me and some other people in and looked after us.. It even included the exact fight scene Bruce almighty had with the gangsters in the alleyway, but this time it was me and Samuel L. Jackson, and instead of it being a monkey that goes up the gangsters ass, it was a ridiculously large rat..
Yeah that’s about all I can remember. But that and my other dream are seriously weird, so there’s no need to tell me again hahaha.. Hope you enjoyed this uber-embarressing post 🙂

Hi all,
Just on the way to Central again, because while Ryan was out he found these beautiful trainers and I, upon gazing at them fell instantly in love and was awed by their beauty. So therefore me and Ry or “Rylon” (hahaha) are on our way there to rescue them from the evil confines of their boxes and put them on our feet. Hip Hip Hoorayyyy!!
Ok but that’s not why I’m blogging. On the walk to the bus stop, I see three kids, no older than 12, with the youngest being about 6, having a little game of football in their front garden thingy bit. Like the majority of the area of which I am resided in, they are of asian decent (not to be confused with oriental ok?) .. Well there’s nothing wrong with that and I’m perfectly fine with that. But when I passed them the 6 year old, confused by the excitement looks up as I walk past, waves his hand and says in these exact words..
“Hello Chinese”
Ok I understand he doesn’t comprehend how rude and fucking idiotic that was and yes, he’s young but how do you learn that? Yeah that’s right.. From the parents and friends and family around him. Man when I heard that, initially I was shocked and I thought to myself, he’s a kid he doesn’t know what he’s saying..
I realised that me walking past and brushing it off showed to him that it was alright to say stupid shit like that therefore reinforcing the things he’s learning from his parents, friends and family.
So I stopped.. And glared at him and the two other kids, maybe brothers, there. And it ran through my mind.. Ok what do I do now? Jump over their (waist-high) wall and fuck them up? Say some equally wrong and racist stuff? Swear at them until they get the picture? .. But I couldn’t, they were little kids and by doing those things I’d be just as immature as them. So I stood there and just glared at them until he said something (although I did have a ‘just about to jump over the wall to beat you up’ stance hahahaha) The older looking kid must’ve saw how pissed off I was and forced the younger one to apologise to me and made him see that what he said was wrong and not needed. Hopefully he now learns from that.
My hair maybe tied up but I ain’t no bitch I will hit a kid (hahaha) but I know when it’s not right to. Just pissed that he said it and saddened that it still happens in such a diverse day and age.
But now that that’s over.. It’s all happy days.. Why? Because I just got my trainers 😀
oooohh happy days oooohh happy dayssss

Ahoy there mateys..
Just thought I’d blog from my Blackberry to emphasize how easy it is to write “on-the-go” and to keep my promise to myself and others that I would blog more often.
Well I’m just on my way to central London to meet.. Yeah you guessed it, the two I talk about the most, Charl and Ry. I need to come up with a cool merged name for both of them because I mention them so much and it’s easy for Ryan to say “Charlon”.. Hmm, lemme see.. “Chary”?.. “Rycharl”?.. “Rylotte”?.. “Charlan”? hahahaha.. This is hard man, I think I’ll brainstorm more on names later. Back to the story; but there’s also a new edition to our outing today.. Em, Charls sister, she’s a cool lady, but a n00b at times hehe. Anywaysss, this leads me on to what I was intending to post..
I’ve been growing my hair for more than a year now, I don’t regret doing it and if anything I think growing my hair was a good thing. I love the feeling of combing really small knots out and just messing around with it, taking pictures and emailing it to people.. However I have just come to realize that those pictures are the ones that if surfaced on the net, it could ruin whatever career I have haha.. It’s on par with Vanessa Hudgen’s nude photos, or on video terms, as bad as any celebrity sex tape.. Katie Price’s perhaps, although I’ve never laid eyes on it :p. Ok well what I’m trying to get at is that I love my hair, so I make sure it’s in tip-top condition; therefore I shampoo, condition thoroughly and DON’T blow dry, I just leave it to air dry naturally so that it doesn’t dry out my hair and I become like those sad girls in the Panten Pro V adverts, yano the ones that have dry damaged hair until they use it haha. Ok moving on (sorry for the spontaneous and random outbursts, I have a lot of thoughts bunged up in my head from all those years of non-blogging haha) well recently I’ve seen a lot of my hair coming out when I’m lathering it up. I know it’s natural and it’s suppose to happen because it’s dead hair but it’s quite unnerving when I have to collect it up and throw it in the bin because if it falls in the drain I’m actually frightened that it’s capable of blocking the pipes haha.. Ok maybe that’s exaggerating a bit, ok and also the “a bit” of that statement is exaggerating, but it’s makes for a better read, wouldn’t you agree? Hehe.
Yeah I know it’s a bit of a random post, and it makes me look like a bit of a woman because how I take care of my hair.. But bahh.. I still had fun writing it and it took less than three hours to conjour up haha.. Ta daaaa!!

Testing, testing 1 2

April 7, 2009

Just testing out posting from my Blackberry.. Yeah the writing’s a bit small, but that’s because I’m not bothered to zoom in hehe.. This is soooo cool. But I really need to lay down to rest now, it’s so early in the morning that my parents are up and getting ready for work.. Now that can’t be good.
I’ll post again soon my lovelies haha

A three hour post..

April 7, 2009

Hello all,

Uh ohhh I’m falling into bad habits yet again, no I’m not on crack cocaine, I just haven’t blogged in what seems like years. So allow me to say a big sorry for those who have visited my blog religiously just to see if I’ve got off my ass and posted something new and interesting. And by looking at my views yesterday I saw that I only had two, which can only mean one thing.. my two favorite bloggers visited Charldawn and Rynamo.. So this one is for you guys!! Woop Woop.

Ok the reason why I always put myself off from blogging is because I always want to have something interesting to talk about.. it’s not that I don’t do anything interesting nor anything interesting happens to me.. but the blog writing process is extremely long with me taking hours just for one post, with me reading, re-reading and re-re-reading what I’ve written just to see if it makes sense, and overall if it’s as funny as it originally sounded in my head when you read it here.. and the verdict? Well yeah I guess so hehe. So now you know why I don’t blog too often, and hopefully that counts as my excuse hehe.

However after recent events, it is now easier for me to blog, and “on-the-go” for that matter. Because as of the 1st of April, I am the proud new owner of a Blackberry, possibly one of the greatest inventions to ever grace God green earth. I love my Blackberry, not just because chatting to Charl and Ry is made simple because of Blackberry Messaging, but because so many things are now much more easier.. I can quickly take a picture of something, email it to someone and quickly get their opinion on it.. in a matter of minutes. Is that cool or is that cool?! So now I can try post something up while on the move, or at least make notes on the interesting things I should write about. Fingers crossed.

Ohhh yeah, the Animaineax’s workshop.. Lemme tell you it went better than we expected. I finished my routine on time and teaching it to a full class of 30 was an experience I would never forget. I thoroughly enjoyed it and seeing some of my closest there was a dream come true, although my hands was shaking bad and my voice did have some autotune moments hahahaha. I’ll add a video at the end of the post to show you the routines ok 🙂

Just a few days ago was Ryan’s birthday so without a doubt I had to join in the celebrations at his house.. there we ate, drank, bussed too many jokes and played a game of the one and only.. Monopoly. Sadly I don’t own any of the pictures that was taken that night so I can’t post them up because of copyright infringements haha but if you go to Ryan’s blog you can read more about it.. especially how me and Charl won Monopoly hahahaha.. 

Ermm I think this was just a recap post, sooo many things to talk about but I just don’t know how to tie everything together. Maybe because I’m so knackered because I had work earlier and I’m actually still wearing my Ikea smelling uniform, or maybe because I’ve been writing this post for more than three hours and my brain feels like mush.. So therefore I think I’ll leave it there..

Damn I need some rest.. Good Morning Guys